I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
You know when you see a photograph of someone you know but it’s from years before you met them, and it’s like they’re not quite…finished.
And that’s why you gotta love Adam Levine.
I wonder where Kurt got that calendar…
#he ripped out the blaine ones and put them into the box he carefully hides under his bed #and everytime he feels alone and misses home #he pulls the box out from underneath his bed#opens the lid and looks at everything in front of him #like the gum wrapper ring blaine gave him as a promise to never stop loving him #or the picture of him and his dad #and the little brooch his mother gave him weeks before she died #and he smiles and picks up the calendar sides #stares at blaine’s face until the pain slowly fades away and warmth spreads through his tummy #he picks up his phone and without thinking presses 1 and calls #waiting for to hear the familiar voice #heart beating fast in his chest until… #”hello?” #”b..blaine…” #”kurt? is everything okay?”#”yeah i just.. i think i just missed you” #”i miss you too.. everyday” #”you.. you do?” #”of course i do” #and they settle into a easy conversation until kurt relaxes and can finally breathe again
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
I know a lot of people are happy when they go and get jaw surgery done but I’m seriously am freaking out about this now, and it’s in a month and I don’t know…
Lord Mace’s youngest child appears to be the culmination of her siblings’ best traits: she has the intelligence of her brother Willas, the observance of courtesies from Garlan, and the good looks of Loras. She has also inherited her father’s desire for advancement and the Queen of Thorn’s cunning - yet her ability to keep her true intentions hidden is completely her own.
“You have five trueborn children, “ Jon said. “Three sons, two daughters. The direwolf is the sigil of your House. Your children were meant to have these pups, my lord.”
O h my fuciing god
I literally just spat Mountain Dew all over my screen.